Jules and I laugh each time we see the actors laboriously peel the shell from hard boiled eggs in the Eggies commercials. Despite the shallow acting, we'd say "why didn't we think of that?" A week ago Jules bought a box of those labor saving devices.
Despite our near three decades of marriage, it still does not occur to me that one should wash cookware just purchased from the store. "It looked clean to me" is probably a man's mantra. Fortunately Jules does make sure cookware of unknown origins always gets washed. So the Eggies were washed and set to dry on our counter. When it came time to put them away I decided I would just put them in service.
Earlier Wookie let me know she wanted to crack eggs and empty them into the Eggies, so I called her into the kitchen and set water boiling in a pan. I had Wookie crack the eggs into a measuring cup and explained "in case you get shells mixed in." She cracked an egg - no shells. So far so good.
Each Eggie consists of four parts. I fit the bottom three parts together leaving the cap off.
"Your not doing it right" said Wookie
"I am" I countered.
We both looked at the box. "O.K" she said.
She poured the egg white and yolk into the Eggie. The hole is not wide enough to prevent some of the egg white from running down the side.
Wookie tried another one but this time she wanted to separate the yolk from the egg. She was doing a good job pouring the egg white out of the cup into the Eggie while carefully retaining the yolk in the measuring cup.
"Wait" I said, " Use the yolk separating tool that came with the Eggie." It was listed as a "bonus" item on the box. Wookie poured the yolk onto the separating tool. By this time, only about a half teaspoon of egg white was left to separate.
Wookie let me finish the rest of the eggs. On my first try I managed to get two egg shells into the measuring cup with the egg. Using a neat trick I learned long ago, I used part of the shell to fish out the broken eggshells. Unfortunately my "fishing" scoop eggshell also broke so I now had three eggshells floating in the cup. I decided I would use the yolk separater to capture the eggshells. I managed to get two of them as I poured the egg over the separater and along the side of the Eggie. I had egg all over the counter. By the time I cleaned up the mess, I figured I could have peeled the shells from three regular hard boiled eggs.
I finally had all six containers filled, each with egg on the sides since the yolk would momentarily plug the hole before falling in, which let egg white run over the side. In two cases the yolk broke before pouring into the hole. Some of the Eggies leaked around the middle because the retaining collar was not screwed on tight enough. I tightened them and then set each Eggie into the pot of boiling water. Soon it was apparent that I didn't tighten one Eggie enough as I saw Eggie components floating in the pot with the egg scum on top of the water.
As I watched the eggs boil, it occurred to me that I just put enclosed capsules of egg and air in boiling water. That didn't seem right from a physics perspective. I looked at the box - the third step shows a complete container ready for boiling. I probably shouldn't completely trust pictures drawn in countries that have potential for being enemies of the U.S. In this case nothing happened - when I later retrieved the Eggies, everyone of them were full of water. Not exactly air tight. So before putting them in the fridge, I had to unscrew the cap and pour out the water.
For breakfast this morning, Wookie went for an Eggie. She twisted the Eggie ("As seen on TV"). Nothing happened. I had to scoop it out with a spoon. Later Jules told us we didn't follow the directions - turns out there was a folded paper in the box with seven steps, four more than the three shown on the outside of the box. Sure enough, step 2 states "You MUST coat the inside of the Eggies with either non-stick cooking spray or oil. DO NOT spray directly into the Eggies. Spray onto paper towel and evenly coat the inside of the top and bottom pieces." I didn't remember seeing this in the commercial.
Interestingly enough, step one is "Wash Eggies before use." Jules said this type of product isn't good for a nation where only one third of the population reads directions. I said "That high?" She said she was extrapolating her estimate from the population sample in our household. She always was a curve buster.
So in the end I can report it takes seven eggs to produce five eggs from Eggies. I'm not sure you'll save much peeling time once you've accounted for cleaning counters, washing Eggies, and washing egg scum off your pots.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Monopoly
"I'm gonna make you cry" I teased
"I'm not gonna" Wookie replied as she helped set up the monopoly game.
I was just getting her psyched for our epic game.
Wookie always wants to play monopoly but is seldom accommodated. It's a long game. When I was her age I was the one trying to get others to play. Understanding her frustration, I suggested we set up a game and play it for a limited amount of time each night. She thought that was a great idea. We've had the board set up on a card table in the office for the past week.
Technically we are on game three. Wookie would say the first two were mulligans. Both involved me owning a lot of houses and some luck of the dice. Incredibly Wookie managed to land on my Park Place or Broadway three times in a row. Each time I had added another house.
"I get to go in debt" she said.
"What!, she's been watching the Fed" I thought?
"No, that's not part of the rules" I said
We settled on a $200 debt limit, but I had to do the loaning. None of this Fed stuff.
"You didn't pay the $75 inheritance tax" I said
"I didn't have to since you rolled the dice" She said
"So?"
"If you aren't paying attention and roll the dice without making sure I don't pay, I don't have to" She said "It's MONOPOLY"
"I don't think that's in the rules" I said
"That's the way Rachee does it" she replied.
I'm not sure what the rules are on this point. They aren't in the box and the last time I read them was when I was Wookie's age.
"OK" I said, noting the death spiral in Wookie's finances.
"Dad, you think we could start over" she asked
I made an exaggerated show of looking her in the eye.
"I'm not crying" she said
"I'm not gonna" Wookie replied as she helped set up the monopoly game.
I was just getting her psyched for our epic game.
Wookie always wants to play monopoly but is seldom accommodated. It's a long game. When I was her age I was the one trying to get others to play. Understanding her frustration, I suggested we set up a game and play it for a limited amount of time each night. She thought that was a great idea. We've had the board set up on a card table in the office for the past week.
Technically we are on game three. Wookie would say the first two were mulligans. Both involved me owning a lot of houses and some luck of the dice. Incredibly Wookie managed to land on my Park Place or Broadway three times in a row. Each time I had added another house.
"I get to go in debt" she said.
"What!, she's been watching the Fed" I thought?
"No, that's not part of the rules" I said
We settled on a $200 debt limit, but I had to do the loaning. None of this Fed stuff.
"You didn't pay the $75 inheritance tax" I said
"I didn't have to since you rolled the dice" She said
"So?"
"If you aren't paying attention and roll the dice without making sure I don't pay, I don't have to" She said "It's MONOPOLY"
"I don't think that's in the rules" I said
"That's the way Rachee does it" she replied.
I'm not sure what the rules are on this point. They aren't in the box and the last time I read them was when I was Wookie's age.
"OK" I said, noting the death spiral in Wookie's finances.
"Dad, you think we could start over" she asked
I made an exaggerated show of looking her in the eye.
"I'm not crying" she said
Friday, May 6, 2011
The Princess and the Tremors
"You know I felt one more earthquake after you went to bed last night" Wookie told me as I drove her home from school.
"You are the princess that can feel the pea!" I said slightly amazed.
She told me she felt six total. I felt or rather "heard" four - they manifested themselves as slight rattles in the house. No sensation of movement like the larger earthquakes I experienced living in the Philippines and Alaska.
Wookie noticed the first quake sometime after dinner.
"Did you feel that!" she said excitedly
Jules did. I didn't. I had been napping half on the love seat.
After we went to bed I heard what sounded like the cat playing under the bed. The window blinds rustled slightly. I thought I had taken the cat out before I shut the bedroom door. I couldn't be sure. For a moment I thought maybe it was a tremor. I really didn't want to get out of bed to toss the cat out.
Then I heard movement from Wookie's room. She was making a beeline to Jules' and my room. No doubt in my mind then - it must have been an earthquake. Or we had two cats.
Wookie made her way to my side of the bed in the dark.
"Dad! Did you feel the earthquake! I'm scared" she said.
"Yeah, but it was a little one. Maybe it was an airplane or truck that drove by" I replied
"No! it was an earthquake!"
"Well, let's see if there is anything on the internet" I said getting out of bed.
I found a seismograph web site. The nearest station was on the North end of Antelope Island. Probably in the visitors center I thought. I pulled up the chart and it took me a few minutes to figure it out. First it was recording in Mountain Standard Time one hour off from our Daylight Time. Then I realized each line covered fifteen minutes - four lines to the hour. Sure enough there was needle movement in the middle of the third line below the 21:00 mark. Converting to Daylight Time it happened at 10:38. There also appeared to be a 10 minute delay.
"Look at this squiggly line. It shows an earthquake at 10:38, just a little while ago." I pointed it out to Wookie.
"See, I was right" she said. "You said it was an airplane!"
Shortly afterward we heard slight rattling throughout the house.
"There is another one Dad!" as she grabbed my arm. This happened two more times, each with the same accompanying arm grab from Wookie.
We waited and refreshed the seismographic plot. Sure enough, three more squiggly lines appeared, starting around 10:55.
I convinced Wookie that a bunch of smaller earthquakes released pent up energy making it less likely a large earthquake would happen soon, then I went to bed.
The next morning I printed off the plot at work and showed Emma. She had also felt the 10:38 earthquake but she didn't feel the three others.
"Huh!" I thought, when I saw the last set of squiggly lines at 11:50. There was one more tremor after I went to bed for the final time. I didn't feel it.
But the princess did!
"You are the princess that can feel the pea!" I said slightly amazed.
She told me she felt six total. I felt or rather "heard" four - they manifested themselves as slight rattles in the house. No sensation of movement like the larger earthquakes I experienced living in the Philippines and Alaska.
Wookie noticed the first quake sometime after dinner.
"Did you feel that!" she said excitedly
Jules did. I didn't. I had been napping half on the love seat.
After we went to bed I heard what sounded like the cat playing under the bed. The window blinds rustled slightly. I thought I had taken the cat out before I shut the bedroom door. I couldn't be sure. For a moment I thought maybe it was a tremor. I really didn't want to get out of bed to toss the cat out.
Then I heard movement from Wookie's room. She was making a beeline to Jules' and my room. No doubt in my mind then - it must have been an earthquake. Or we had two cats.
Wookie made her way to my side of the bed in the dark.
"Dad! Did you feel the earthquake! I'm scared" she said.
"Yeah, but it was a little one. Maybe it was an airplane or truck that drove by" I replied
"No! it was an earthquake!"
"Well, let's see if there is anything on the internet" I said getting out of bed.
I found a seismograph web site. The nearest station was on the North end of Antelope Island. Probably in the visitors center I thought. I pulled up the chart and it took me a few minutes to figure it out. First it was recording in Mountain Standard Time one hour off from our Daylight Time. Then I realized each line covered fifteen minutes - four lines to the hour. Sure enough there was needle movement in the middle of the third line below the 21:00 mark. Converting to Daylight Time it happened at 10:38. There also appeared to be a 10 minute delay.
"Look at this squiggly line. It shows an earthquake at 10:38, just a little while ago." I pointed it out to Wookie.
"See, I was right" she said. "You said it was an airplane!"
Shortly afterward we heard slight rattling throughout the house.
"There is another one Dad!" as she grabbed my arm. This happened two more times, each with the same accompanying arm grab from Wookie.
We waited and refreshed the seismographic plot. Sure enough, three more squiggly lines appeared, starting around 10:55.
I convinced Wookie that a bunch of smaller earthquakes released pent up energy making it less likely a large earthquake would happen soon, then I went to bed.
The next morning I printed off the plot at work and showed Emma. She had also felt the 10:38 earthquake but she didn't feel the three others.
"Huh!" I thought, when I saw the last set of squiggly lines at 11:50. There was one more tremor after I went to bed for the final time. I didn't feel it.
But the princess did!
Sunday, March 13, 2011
In Like a Lion...
Less than a week ago, I was writing about the largest snowfall of the season. Today we enjoyed a slightly cool spring day. It was nice enough to enjoy a walk through the neighborhood without a sweater.
| Winter Wonderland Last Week |
| Spring Today |
| I don't think the snow fort will last till April |
Monday, March 7, 2011
March Snow
| Are those my safety glasses? |
"Look at all the snow Dad! If you go out to shovel I'll help."
She never got around to shoveling, which is just as well. We had about six inches of wet snow tonight and it was heavy. The plow came by and left huge balls of snow in its wake. Wookie rolled one over to the front yard to make a snowman. I shoveled the snow from the driveway next to the snowman under construction; she'll use the pile to make a snow fort. This may be the last year she'll want to make snow forts. Maybe it won't melt until April.
Wookie also likes to ski, but I've never learned, so she has only done it twice - both times arranged by Rachee, the only other sibling who skis. I thought about taking some lessons, but I think my bones are too brittle. I'll stick to snow shoeing.
Friday Night Ritual
A couple of Fridays ago, Wookie calls from Gertrude's house: "What time are you coming?"
"I'll pick you up at 10:00 pm"
"How about 10:30" she replies
"No, I'm picking you up at 10:00"
"Helga gets to stay later, why can't I stay till 10:30"
Exasperated, with a raised voice "Because I'm not planning to stay up till 10:30!"
"Hold on, let me turn the phone off speaker" she says
Me "!"
I pick up Wookie, at 10:00 pm; coincidently, Helga is getting picked up at the same time by her Dad.
"I'll pick you up at 10:00 pm"
"How about 10:30" she replies
"No, I'm picking you up at 10:00"
"Helga gets to stay later, why can't I stay till 10:30"
Exasperated, with a raised voice "Because I'm not planning to stay up till 10:30!"
"Hold on, let me turn the phone off speaker" she says
Me "!"
I pick up Wookie, at 10:00 pm; coincidently, Helga is getting picked up at the same time by her Dad.
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